Messed Up

So you're probably going to be able to tell that my life right now (and many others') are totally messed up. It all began today... in... science I believe. No, maybe it was homeroom. You know what? I have no idea. But... ah nevermind. I really wasn't going to say anything anyways.
I was staying after in Mrs. Carter's room, and guess who was there? None other than my best school-buswona-brother Andrew, my "fiancee" Samantha Jensen, my octuplet niece whose parents are Dynell and Dino (Emily Karlsson), and Jared Moore. Who wasn't even on Bus #1. It was so weird. Well I guess it REALLY started with me saying that this girl in my science class looked like she really liked Andrew. In the "LIKE" way. This is basically our conversation:

Me: I think ______ has a crush on you.
Andrew: You know, I kinda think so too. She's really nice. I mean, I kinda like her too...
Sam: Wait, who?
Me: Seriously? In the CRUSH way?!?
Andrew: Yeah.
Me: OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!! B-b-but... but... omg _______ (our friend) is going to get sooooo mad at you!
Sam: WHO??
Andrew: ______ (the girl)
Sam: Oh.
Andrew: Have you ever backstabbed anyone?
Cindy: *points at Sam* YESS!! She backstabbed me! Last year! I used to like someone, and omg she flippin' stole him from me!
Sam: It wasn't on purpose! I can't control my feelings.
Cindy: Well I can.
Sam: Then you are amazing.
Andrew: Yeah well *our friend* is going to be so mad.
Cindy: Why does he even like her?
Andrew: For OBVIOUS reasons! *makes gesture*
Cindy: I don't even think I wanna know.
(at this point Jared walks in)
Jared: So, what did I miss?
*all glare at Jared*
Andrew: Nevermind. But she's really nice.
Jared: Wait, does Andrew like someone?
Cindy: Uh...
Jared: ANDREW HOW COULD YOU?
Andrew: What?
Jared: You told me you didn't like anyone!
Andrew: I didn't like anyone - until this morning.
(everyone giggles/laughs)

Okay, there is more to this conversation (obviously). I am so surprised at Andrew. I mean, it's one thing to say he stopped liking That Chick, but another to say he likes _____? Sure, they could be friends, but I could NEVER imagine them going out. Sometimes I wonder why I'm even "related" to Andrew. He's crazy!