Ho hum

Well I just came back (figuratively) from this awesome thing with Laura and Cara. They helped me make posters for the student council election thing, and I invited them to a barbeque to thank them.

What makes me so mad about the elections is that Jane won 2nd only because she's Sam's sister. I probably shouldn't even be saying what I think about the elections online because everyone can read it. But not only Jane got 2nd, I was said to have THREE-WAY-TIED WITH ZACH AND MAX.

There is NO FUCKING WAY I TIED WITH ZACH AND MAX.

Sorry. I don't like swearing, but there is absolutely NO WAY. I think they only said that because there are 4 offices for student council and 5 people running, and they didn't want the 5th person to feel bad. Still, they shouldn't have said it was a three way tie because I am no where near as unpopular as Zach and Max are.

Plus, is Jane even good at math to be treasurer? She said herself that she doesn't really have time to be treasurer. If she didn't have time to be TREASURER, why run for PRESIDENT?! Not that I have anything against her running. It's just I wanted to be treasurer if I didn't get president. At least I actually am committed to the student council meetings.

Nicky isn't even that leaderly. I hate how the teachers are like, "Omg, Nicky! I love you! We're totally going to listen to every word and will you have! Even if you demolish the school we will kiss your feet and shine your shoes! EEEEE!!" Fine, I'm jealous. But if any of you have been to student council meetings, you'll know what I mean when I say he has a HUGE ego when it comes to student council. Apparently his dad is some president of a technology/science company thing, and the rest of his family including his brother, himself, and sister all run for student council. Is it wrong to think that their family should give someone else's family a chance? It's almost as bad as the Adams family in like the 1780-1800's and the Bush family. GODDA** IT GIVE SOMEONE ELSE A CHANCE!

Student Council members obviously have some problems. IM or Facebook me if you need to understand why. (The above is just a MINORITY compared to the rest of them.)

Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Examples (this is stolen directly from Rachel's email):

Dr. Seuss
"Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes! the chicken crossed the road,
but why it crossed, I've not been told!"
Karl Marx
"It was a historical inevitability."
Ernest Hemingway
"To die. In the rain."
Bill Gates
"I have just released eChicken 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook -- and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken."
Ronald Regan
"What chicken?"
Captain James T. Kirk
"To boldly go where no chicken has gone before."
Sigmund Freud
"The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity."
Einstein
"Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?"
Bill Clinton
"I did not cross the road with THAT chicken.
What do you mean by 'chicken?'
Could you define "chicken" please."
Martin Luther King Jr.
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
Richard M. Nixon
The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road.
Jerry Sienfield
Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, what the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place, anyway?
Darwin
Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
The chicken did not cross the road....it transcended it
Sir Isaac Newton
Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest. Chickens in motion tend to cross the road.
Thomas Paine
Out of common sense.

Sorry laura

I just had to copy that little snippet 'cuz i wanted to put it on facebook. That is hysterical!!!